Monday, January 16, 2012

Do We Really Want A Satanist In the Whitehouse


With the kind of support Mitt Romney is drumming up from the American "sheeple" (combo of sheep and people) I thought it important to talk about the implications of a Mormon as President.

I think it is important to note that no Mormon has ever been elected to the office of President. There is good reason for that.

  1. Mormons do not believe in the same God as Christians, Catholics etc.
  2. Mormons are really Satan worshipers masked as "God fearing people"
  3. Mormons believe Jesus is Satan's brother.
  4. Mormons believe God was once a man.
  5. Mormons believe in 3 levels of Heaven and only good Mormons go to the top level of Heaven.
  6. Mormons believe in Polygamy (having more than one wife).
  7. Mormons believe when a good Mormon man dies they will get their own planet and become the God of that planet.
  8. Mormons wear magic underwear. Everything you ever wanted to know about this magic underwear HERE.
There are many more reasons but these are enough of a reason for any sane person NOT to vote for Mitt Romney.

Do we really want a Satan worshiper as Commander and Chief in charge of our once great country? No we do not!

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